Keep the Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Embroidered Morale Patch
Keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum. A small green UFO makes the warning even better: apparently the chaos is now an intergalactic problem.
The joke is the whole reason this design exists, and the embroidered treatment makes it feel more substantial than a printed sticker. Its stitched lettering or artwork gives the line definition, while the compact format suits a compatible pack or patch panel. Somebody is going to read it twice.
On compatible loop material, the hook backing lets you move the patch from a bag to a wall display without sewing it on permanently. That makes it easy to switch the message with the mood, or keep this particular design alongside the other patches you've collected over time.
Patch details
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Size: 2 × 3 inches
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Type: Embroidered morale patch on heavy duck canvas
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Backing: VELCRO® Brand hook fastener for compatible loop surfaces
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Made in: Knoxville, Tennessee, USA
A little personality goes a long way, especially when it's stitched into your gear.