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I'm Not An Asshole I'm A Hemorrhoid T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Adult Humor Tee

Name: I'm Not An Asshole I'm A Hemorrhoid T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Adult Humor Tee
Brand: Hiyatee
SKU: sku-46740647641167
Price: 19.0 USD
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🌶️ Next-Level Irritation. Pure Unfiltered Sarcasm.

Take rude humor to a whole new medical extreme with the "I'm Not An Asshole, I'm A Hemorrhoid" Graphic T-Shirt! Delivering the ultimate witty response—because you don't just bother people, you bother assholes—this hilarious adult humor tee is built for master irritators, sarcastic jokers, and people who own their pesky personality. Perfect for casual weekend hangouts, pub chats, gag gifts, or wearing anywhere you want to stir up laughs.

🧵 Product Features:

Midweight Fabric: 5.3 oz./yd² (US) / 8.8 oz./L yd (CA)

Remastered Comfort: Made with 100% U.S. cotton and the latest soft cotton technology

Material Blends: Heather, Neon, Safety colors: 50/50 cotton/polyester; Antique colors: 90/10 cotton/polyester; Ash Grey: 99/1 cotton/polyester

Classic Fit: Comfortable silhouette for everyday wear

Durable Construction: Rib collar with taped neck and shoulders

Tear-Away Label: Designed for a smooth, irritation-free feel

Advanced Printing: High-quality DTG or DTF printing depending on location

Made in the USA

Sizing Note: Manual measurement may vary by 1–2 inches

Print Disclaimer: Actual print color and size may vary slightly due to monitor settings and garment size

✅ Why You’ll Love It: It puts crude, high-impact sarcastic humor onto an ultra-soft 100% U.S. cotton classic fit shirt designed for long-lasting comfort.

✅ Grab Yours Today: Own your irritating charm — order your Hemorrhoid quote graphic tee today!

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