I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
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I’ve Choked A Cougar Laser Engraved Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

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Color Theme

I’ve Choked A Cougar — Engraved Morale Patch

'I've Choked a Cougar' delivers an intentionally outrageous double entendre in a compact patch-sized statement. Color choices vary by design; choose the exact color or orientation using the available product options.

Unlike a flat printed design, this patch uses laser engraving to reveal the artwork or lettering on a synthetic patch material. The engraved detail offers a clean contrast and a smooth, flexible finish. The engraving brings the subject into crisp relief without a printed ink layer. Made for backpacks, patch panels, range bags, and other surfaces with compatible loop fastener.

Patch details

  • Size: 2 × 3 inches
  • Construction: Laser-engraved synthetic PU patch material
  • Backing: VELCRO® Brand hook fastener
  • Color options: Select from available variants
  • Made in: Knoxville, Tennessee, USA

Whether you're building a collection of sarcastic patches or looking for a gift with a sense of humor, this engraved design gives the joke a permanent place on your gear.